Arsenic and old lakes There's a disturbing trend nowadays in cosmetic surgery (not that this kind of surgery itself isn't a disturbing trend): Everyone wants to LOOK THE SAME. According to a recent New York Times article, the modern boom in plastic surgery is driven not by a desire to look unique, but by the desire to measure up to an alarmingly uniform standard of beauty defined by magazines, TV, and the movies — a certain hair color, a certain bust size, a certain cheek slant and shade of toothy whiteness... Boy, how things change. I seem to remember that it wasn't so long ago — the 1960s, 70s, and early 80s — when everyone wanted their own unique look. Besides, America is nothing but a huge collection of completely diverse people — folks of every possible size, shape, stripe, color, and cultural influence. We're the "melting pot." We're all SUPPOSED to look different from one another. Doesn't anybody want to look like an individual anymore? Apparently not, as the modern boom in plastic surgery is resulting in a lot of people who used to look unique (but still beautiful) now looking the same. According to the article, plastic surgeons say that everyone's getting the same things done: The lips, breasts and cheek lift for women, and the chin implant, brow lift, and teeth whitening for men. It's nothing but legalized cloning-after-the- fact! Creepy, isn't it? Now, everyone knows that we Americans love to follow the cowbell of fashion, and that cowbell (fueled by reality-surgery shows like The Swan and Extreme Makeover) is luring people into cutting themselves to fit the ideal of the here and now. But what happens when the winds of fashion change, and those who spent thousands to look a certain way are all of a sudden out of style? Will they go under the knife again? What if The Look a few years from now happens to be exactly the way some people looked before cosmetic surgery? Will they have "restoration" procedures? Make no mistake, plastic surgery is here to stay. And it's not just for the rich anymore, either. Prices for most procedures have come down drastically, and most cosmetic surgery clinics now offer financing. Plus more and more types of cosmetic operations are being covered by insurance — and many banks are now offering low-interest surgery loans for breast implants and other procedures. But now, there's another way to get bigger, perkier breasts... ************************************************************** ESSENTIAL DAY TO DAY HEALTH Are you paying $80 a month for vitamins? That's more than some pay for groceries! As you probably already know, multivitamins run the gamut from slick, TV-advertised formulas to generic, bulk retail cheapies to $80-a-month concoctions hyped by nutrition "gurus" you've never heard of before. Confusing, isn't it? What's missing in today's glutted multivitamin market is a good, honest, easily absorbable daily formula with all the basic vitamins, minerals, and nutrients you need for day-to-day health - with a price tag that won't induce a coronary. But such a thing simply didn't exist...until now. http://www.youreletters.com/t/63997/4472773/650296/0/ ************************************************************** Fighting for falsies It used to be that people joined the Army out of a sense of duty, honor, and obligation. Then, folks joined to get money for college tuition or to learn a special skill with value in the real world (I cut my teeth in medicine as a Navy flight surgeon). But nowadays, people are enlisting to get... Bigger breasts?!? According to a recent article in The New Yorker magazine and also reported by Reuters Health online, uniform-wearing members of all 4 branches of the U.S. armed forces (and in many case, their dependants) qualify for all types of cosmetic surgery on the taxpayers' dime. That's right: Free facelifts, liposuction, nose jobs — even breast augmentation — are all part of our modern military's package of incentives for enlistees. Why would the government offer this? Do soldiers need to be more attractive for some reason? According to the article, an Army spokesperson explained that the procedures help military-trained MDs to hone their surgery skills. Since the year 2000, over 1300 liposuctions and nearly 500 breast jobs have been performed under this new kind of "GI Bill." Kinda gives the Army's "Be All You Can Be" slogan a whole new meaning, huh? Always being everything I can be — naturally of course,
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